Originally established in a mediocre corner of Philadelphia to provide refuge to civil rights activists during the 2020 protests against police brutality, the Moaning Myrtlewood has since transitioned into providing a more casual environment. However, moderate social unrest is encouraged. Hear what our guests are saying:
"Do not go to this place. I repeat, DO NOT go to this place."
"It was a goddamn shitshow. I came out with a few broken ribs, but honestly, I'm lucky to be alive"
"I have never seen an establishment operate with such lawlessness and impunity. Let me be clear - if I catch you here, I will prosecute you to the fullest extent allowed by the law"
"We're shutting it down. No question about it."
"Friendly staff and good vibes. Would recommend."